Those dirty little devils,
they don't sleep;
in the deep of the night
they come out to creep.
Leave a small crumb here,
a small spill there,
next morning you find
they're everywhere.
You have those Blader-is-full-early-mornin'-
cockroach-in-your-houseshoes-blues
Uh--yeah!
You have those Blader-is-full-early-mornin'-
cockroach-in-your-houseshoes-blues
I shake 'em from my sheets.
I grab my shoe.
I smack 'em left and right,
what else can ya do?
My neighbors complain,
I'm a crazy man.
I just hate them bugs,
And you'll understand when
You have those Blader-is-full-early-mornin-
cockroach-in-your-houseshoes-blues
Uh--yeah!
you'll have those Blader-is-full-early-mornin-
cockroach-in-your-houseshoes-blues
(Instrumental with background voices):
"There he goes, git 'em!"
"No, no, over there."
"Martha, where's the raid!"
"Look out Henry, He's gonna charge..."
(Thump, thump-pa-thump)
"Aaaaaaaagh!"
Watch out for those Blader-is-full-early-mormin-
cockroach-in-your-houseshoes-blues
Uh--yeah!
watchout for those Blader-is-full-early-mornin-
cockroach-in-your-houseshoes-blues--
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Reviews of "Those Blader-Is-Full-Early-Mornin'-Cockroach-In-My-House-Shoes Blues"
you must live in texas! don't care how clean you keep your place, there is bound to be a roach or two runnin around...you find one, guaranteed, you'll find its family...NAAASTY things, those cockroaches! great write...(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)
Reviewed by Jacqueline Mitchell (Reader)
Reviewed on September 13, 2002
Great job! The readers can see the roaches and the homeowners reactions to their presence.
Reviewed by Gumby Pokey (Reader)
Reviewed on September 13, 2002
ROTFL this was too good for words
thanks for the fun
Reviewed by Calendula Petal (Reader)
Reviewed on September 13, 2002
ewwwwwww, gonna check every nook and cranny tonight now......oh and leave some loo paper too.
Great write!
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
Look out!.....Better get the "Raid"!!!!! Heehee!!!!!
Great write Lee!!!!!
Sandie Angel :o)
Funny!
thanks for the fun
Great write!