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A small rant because it makes me feel better, and keeps me from committing homicide.
IN A PERFECT WORLD... I wouldn't have to watch my neighbor poop on my rug...expecting a bone. I wouldn't have his indignation when pointing out bad behavior is bad. I wouldn't hear him say... "the world owes it to me to pick up my crap.� I would not discover he was talking to my neighbors, slandering me, Attempting to damage my character because he has none. I would not have to deal with police Because he fed them his paranoia. In a perfect world, knuckle-dragging crack-apes wouldn't live next to me.

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Reviewed by Marlene Dawn

Reviewed on June 30, 2003

This is great!

*Marlene*

Reviewed by Lynn Barry

Reviewed on June 30, 2003

Same old Lee...just a flat out great writer...no matter what the forum...

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)

Reviewed on June 30, 2003

Simple solution. You need to move. Nice rant.

Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)

Reviewed on June 30, 2003

Hi Lee!
My oh my I like to rant to; am afraid tho if I did it here most would have me committed...lol, but I love this rant of yours and my oh my do I EVER know from whence it comes!!!!
~Nikki~

Reviewed by Maria Lupinacci

Reviewed on June 30, 2003

Hi Lee,
It has been a long time since I read you! As always, you are a treat! I like this rant, and in my own ways, I can relate!

Hugs,
Maria

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