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Dear Santa
by SHERRY G HEIM → (All Poetry by SHERRY G HEIM)
  
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Dear Santa (Adult)

The world outside is quiet
The kids are all asleep
I’m in my room dear Santa
C’mon in and take a peep

I’m wearin’ sexy girl things
My grown-up toys are charged
I’ve got a special gift for you
To make parts of you enlarged

It’s a little pill to keep you up
And working hard all night
The elves will have to guide your sleigh
'Cause your body’s mine tonight

It’s the Christmas Eve Viagra
Not cookies, I’ll agree
But this will make you rock my world
Fulfill my Christmas fantasy

I’m a wicked girl on Christmas Eve
Though I really am quite good
With hot romance I'll keep you here
Turn your jelly into wood

It’s my “once a year” Christmas wish
So Santa hear my plea
And love me naughty, dark ‘till dawn
Beneath the Christmas tree

Sherry Gail Heim
December 20, 2002
Copyright © Sherry Gail Heim 2002






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 Reviews of "Dear Santa"
Reviewed by Birdie Houston (Reader)
Reviewed on January 19, 2003
LOL!!!!!! What can I say that poem was jolly,brought a smile to my face this is one poem I'll smile about for years to come. Its extremely good! Loved it!

Reviewed by Russ Okamura (Reader)
Reviewed on December 24, 2002
HO, HO, HO, I’ll be right there after I’m done delivering presents, work comes first, then I’ll be all yours to play with all day long! After all, only the ones that ate that forbidden fruit feel any shame about having GOOD SEX! God surly was not stupid, if it feels good, DO IT!

I’ll BE
By Edwin McCain

The strands in your eyes, you color them wonderful; stop me and steal my breath.
And Emeralds from mountains, brothels the sky, never revealing their depth!
Tell me that we belong together, dress it out with the trappings of true love.
I’ll be captivating, I’ll hang on, to your lips, instead of the gallows of heartache that may hang from above.
The rain falls, so gently on a tin roof, as I lay awake in my bed!
You’re my survival, you’re my living proof, that love is alive and not dead.
Tell me that we belong together, dress it up with the trappings of true love,
I’ll be captivating, I’ll hang on, to your lips, instead of the gallows, of heartache that may hang from above.
And I’ll be, your crying shoulder,
I’ll be, a love for all time.
And I’ll be, better as I’m older,
And I’ll be, forever, the greatest fan of your life.

Reviewed by Sanil nath (Reader)
Reviewed on December 23, 2002
Sherry Gail Heim ... Naughty Naughty ... :D


Excellent Feeling >>> Making Me Smile >>>


Merry Christmas To You ....
~Sanil

Reviewed by Trixie Love
Reviewed on December 22, 2002
Naughty Sherry...LOL
I love this write...
Super Job...

Happy Holidays,
And I do hope that
Santa gives you what
you want... :):):)

Hugs,
Trixie

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on December 22, 2002
This is adorable, loved it, Sherry. Naughty Girl!

Reviewed by Victor Jensen
Reviewed on December 22, 2002
No wonder Santa only comes once per year, he spends the rest of the year just trying to recover.

Reviewed by Joel Raja Kumar J (Reader)
Reviewed on December 22, 2002
Sherry, I do hope Santa comes around and fulfill you wish. :) :) :).

Naughty girl :) :) :)

Thanks for visiting my page, sherry and thanks a lot for the comment. It is purely ficticious, just to show how sweet and responsible some women and men really are in India.

I have met some of them but I am not one of them :) :):)

Merry christmas and a Happy New year to you and yours, from India - Joel -

Reviewed by Jack Roberts
Reviewed on December 21, 2002
LOL, this is Great !! Nice write Sherry!
Jack

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on December 21, 2002
"I saw Sherry schtuping Santa Claus"
Hilarious. Merry Christmas and may Santa be able to keep up with you.

Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Reviewed on December 21, 2002
Yes Man, It's rock with Santa at Christmas time. Pass the Viagra Lady and watch me move my feet. Of course this is sweet. Who wouldn't love it? Bill Murray

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on December 21, 2002
Sherry, This is quite entertaining to say the least. Such a different take on ole St. Nick. Great write though,,Lisa

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on December 21, 2002
ho-ho-Ho!

good write

merry christmas
---john +

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 20, 2002
Why you naughty Sherry Santa of all people;-) this was ver cleverly done;-) Happy Holiday's!


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