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Water Safety
by Bob Hicks → (All Poetry by Bob Hicks)
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Don't screw

in a canoe.

It's a much too risky thing to do.

Might tip...

possibly flip.

Then you'd be in an awful stew.

What was in would be out

and there isn't any doubt

what was out would be in... the cold blue sea!

So keep this in mind

when you're thinking, 'BEHIND!'

The sand

is a grand

place to be.
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 Reviews of "Water Safety"
Reviewed by robert hicks (Reader)
Reviewed on July 7, 2017
Reviewed by John Banasiewicz Jr
Reviewed on July 29, 2004
well. think even if canoe flips i will take my chance in water. sand can be worse for sure.
funny write and got a laugh here
ty
Tommy
Reviewed by ya mama (Reader)
Reviewed on July 27, 2004
nice! lol!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 26, 2004
The sand maybe grand,
Though a place to be quite rough,
Especially to do the horizontal mambo,
Better at the edge of the sea,
The beach can then be a veritable potpourri...

Peace thru Humor, Ed & rufuz

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)
Reviewed on July 25, 2004
Interesting poem and interesting perception.

Sandie May Angel
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