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Lactose Be Damned
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Some doctors say milk's good for you And, some might decide this is true . Alas I am in a real fix, Its lactose and me just don't mix. On drinking milk I often find Its lactose won't treat me real kind. It keeps me at home all the day Because of it, I dare not stray. Lactaid pills might do me some good But trust them? No. I never would. Because of milk I've been quit coy And now I stick to flavored soy. (c) 2005, Henry L. Lefevre Feel free to copy this poem as long as you give me credit.

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Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on July 26, 2005

Someone has to patent a portable potty to carry thru the day...though it may not be too pleasant for others to watch its use...;) ed

Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader)

Reviewed on July 19, 2005

Cute Poem Hank,
Poor guy I don't think I'd survive without milk specially Chocolate Milk!
Tracey xoox42

Reviewed by Jennifer Butler (Reader)

Reviewed on July 19, 2005

You know what? I don't think those cows have offered me a better mother substitution either. Darned animals. Haha!

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