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Beware the Winter Solstice
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Where it's open season on reason and freezin'.


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Beware the Winter Solstice

Now winter’s a-comin’
And I’m sittin’ here hummin’
A tune that’s kinda catchy
‘Bout the days ahead
That we love to dread
When the weather gets cold and patchy.
 
As the days grow colder
And the winds blow bolder
And the temperature drops down low
All the birds in flight
Soar by day and night
South to sunny Mexico.
(Some do, let’s not argue).
 
Up in Buffalo
Where there’s lots of snow
And the lake effect is chillin’
You can freeze your toes
When that cold wind blows
Even if your toes are not so willin’.
 
In Californ-i-a
Near the Frisco bay
When the rains begin to pour
You can take a ride
On a muddy slide
All the way to the ocean’s shore.
 
In New Mexico
Where the pace is slow
And the land is dry and sandy
You can hunker down
In a lonely town
Just be sure your tequila’s handy.
 
In the state of Maine
You can go insane
In search of a place that’s warm
It’s so freakin’ cold
Or so I’m told
Winter’s one continuous storm.
 
In Hawaii’s isles
Where there’s lots of smiles
And the girls all dance the hula
With a lei and a kiss
From a pretty young miss
Aloha! Just bring lots of moola.
 
But when the snow starts flyin’
That’s when I start sighin’
While stirring a Marguerita
All my days are sunny
They’re like milk and honey
In Florida things are just a little sweeta.
 
My skies are balmy
And my trees are palmy
And the golf course is lush and green
Where I’m the man
With a year round  tan
And I’m lookin’ so lean and mean.
 
I’ll be thinkin’ of ya’ll
Huddled in the mall
Lookin’ for anything warm to cheer
Here’s a toast from the one
Havin’ all the fun
Another day in paradise is here.
 
Still, I miss the sight
Of a snowball fight
And all those cheeks so red and rosey
Gliding down the hill
Just like Jack and Jill
And those nights so comfy cozy.
 
Snuggled by the fire
Where I never tire
Of lots of kisses mixed with brandy
On a bearskin rug
With a wink and a hug
I'm her Yankee Doodle dandy!
 

  


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 Reviews of "Beware the Winter Solstice"
Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on November 23, 2012
No where..Any where..USA
love is always in season

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on November 23, 2012
Way out in Texas
Where I keep my ex's
And the tumbleweed rolls all around
Ron spends his days
In a kinda haze
Believin' Santa's comin' to town.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 23, 2012
You had to remind them all! That's no way to make friends and influence people. And that's also why I'm in Houston, where it stays relatively warm and relatively dry. I don't know why you didn't mention my birthday. But that's okay.

Ron


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