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Is This Your Boss?

He’s short and fat
Not a majority ruler
At night he pees in the
Office cooler.

Not too smart
Knows how to jump
A look alike for
The Donald Trump.

Was born to wear
An eton collar
Will sell his soul for
Another dollar.

Is quick to fire
And slow to hire
He’s dull to the bone
A real flat tire.

He picks his nose
And wipes his butt
Then boldly makes
A payroll cut.

He’s crass and stinky
A wee mama’s boy
In that regard
He’s the real mccoy.

His IQ’s somewhere
Near the curve’s low end
Down there where
Turds will not descend.

Brazen bastardly
He rules the roost
He’s the stuff that
Inbreeding has produced.

Part worm and monkey
And part camel chip
His parents were from
A comic strip.

He rose to the top
With verve and drive
Tho’ his brain’s in deficit
From nine to five.

But to his credit
This can be said
He’s not that bad
For a true brain dead.

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Addendum: Top 10 reasons to go to work naked

10. No-one ever steals your chair.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from slobbering on your shoulder.
4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."
3. It's an inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.
2. You can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
And the Number One reason to go to work naked:
1. Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ugly ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.