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Real Men
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Tuesday, February 20, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Real Men

When I was a young man
(Just 13 years ago)
I was a pushover for a pretty face
And a hot body—
I meant well.

Now that I am older
It takes more to bend my will—
A touch a smile or
The word “maybe”
Will do nearly every time.

I don’t fault my DNA
I praise it
After all letting her think
She has control is
Half the fun.

In this state of wooze
More or less like booze
She lets me do things
I could never do
On my own.

Karma is the final judge
'cause when I push the envelope
I end up on my ass—
Just like the fool
I used to be.

 


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Reviewed by Diana Wiles
Reviewed on February 23, 2018
There is an increasing subtlety of approach which I appreciate with those passing of years...but sometimes...subtlety falls by the wayside and the rug is pulled unceremoniously from under someone's size 10's!
All in the game...
I so enjoyed this....
Diana...

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on February 21, 2018
Times change as we grow older, instead of the heady rush of youth we have a savored moment of beauty. If we play our cards well, then, maybe? Life can be good, Thanks for sharing your delightful poem dear Edward, Bless your heart.

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on February 21, 2018
The game between men and women haven't and never will change. We taunt. The men flock. Some give and take. All winners. No losers. Our techniques improve over time.

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on February 21, 2018
THE BOTTOM LINE IS; IT'S A CHOICE AND IT'S ALL THE INDIVIDUALS WHO ALSO ACCEPTS THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR ALL CONSEQUENCES. I RESPECT THAT... TOTALLY. THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATION

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 21, 2018
Nicely done, Edward. I love the wit and humour and all that you seem to be implying. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on February 21, 2018
Love it!! And don't forget, when the going gets tough, real men use duct tape. It'll help you keep it together.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 21, 2018
You were a late bloomer when it comes to chasing bloomers. And worth every minute of laughter. Funny stuff.

Ron

Reviewed by Eva Pasco
Reviewed on February 21, 2018
I'll still maintain that behind every successful man--is a woman. And, vice-versa.

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on February 20, 2018
Love it. We seem to get what we deserve no matter what age we may be!

Reviewed on February 20, 2018
I don't even KNOW the person I was 45 years ago and I thank God for it. This poem allows me to understand my husband a bit better. Thanks!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Odin odin@aflx.com
Reviewed on February 20, 2018
A wonderful piece of levity, allowing one, both the writer and the reader, that pause to embrace the "don't take yourself too seriously."
With out some humorous self-depredation, how can one expect to know the truly serious contemplation hovering, waiting to be be embraced and used to take us to the next moment of levity. Ah, the gift of aging.


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