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T-Tethered Again
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Friday, December 4, 2020    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Have you ever met a yodelling, stuttering economist with a sense of humor?
Me neither.


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T-Tethered Again

T-tethered again
All my dreams have departed
Cut off from the world
Right back where I started
T-trapped in a cocoon
Oh what can I do
I’m off of my stride
And way out of t-tune.

Yoda lida loda lady
Lida loda lady
Lida loda lady dee.

But it’s nice to be back
In this brand new hot s-saddle
Gotta learn how to rope
On my cayuse a-straddle--
But I l-look like a dope
I can’t lasso a lassie
I’m f-flat outta hope
With a worn out old ch-chasis
singin’...

Yoda lida loda lady
Yoda lida lady dee.

Now gather 'round all you ingrates
better learn how to wait 
Don’t ever go ridin’
With a bow-legged mate
You’ll get h-hog tied like me
And t-then it’s too late!

Yoda lida loda lady
Lida loda lady
Yoda lida lady dee.

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "T-Tethered Again"
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on January 14, 2021
thank you Ed
great to be here again reading your most
enjoyable work
Peace be with you

William

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 10, 2021
Cleverly concocted... ...funny yes, but also hinting at a much deeper meaning. Love and peace to you, Edward,

Regis. 🍁

Reviewed by Odin odin@aflx.com
Reviewed on December 5, 2020
A delightful romp through one of those corners of your mind we don't see often. Kind of like a conscience-laden voter finding his vacation dreams back when there wasn't so much contemporary craziness around... just homespun "that's the way it is" acceptance of a slower lane of traffic.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 5, 2020
I sensed much more than a little sense of humor and this one. It's good to have other talents when stuttering creeps in presentation. Especially when that presentation is so descriptive as stuttering. ;-)

Yodeling is a dying art. If you can master yodeling, you can conquer almost anything when it comes t communicating what you want.

Ron

Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan
Reviewed on December 4, 2020
Is this your particular response to "City Slickers?"

Rebecca

Reviewed by Robert Johnson
Reviewed on December 4, 2020
Very clever construct. My sense of humor was stirred.


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