Coo coo for Coco Puffs

He has no honor he has no class
His frame oozes over with too much mass
He has no manners much less than a swine
He slurps and gobbles what’s yours and what’s mine
But he’s good at something and that’s enough
He’s coo coo for Coco Puffs.

So ring the bells and strike up the band
He identified the elephant in a picture of one
Did the same with a lion, with gusto and zest
He thought he was taking an IQ test 

But he has good taste, or so he tells everyone
He’s coo coo for Coco Puffs.

Thin is in, but fat’s where it’s at
Hanging from his chin or left where he sat
He’s a pleasure to treasure, well, that’s a lie
What I meant was adios and goodbye
He’ll get his in the sweet by and by.

Every tale has an ending even for him
So here’s to dollards, the dark, the grim
To liars and cheats and womanizers
Take heart, he’s only contagious if you are not wiser.

He thinks he’s smart and real hot stuff
‘Cause he’s coo coo for Coco Puffs. Yes!
Coo coo for Coco
Get up your mojo
Coo coo for Coco Puffs!