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My Spider revenge
by Steve E Ralph → (All Poetry by Steve E Ralph)
Wednesday, September 14, 2016    Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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I'm terrified of spiders,
So in my own defence
I have devised my own technique.
Which to me at least, makes sense.

I chop onions all around the house,
It's my spider revenge,
Ok the acid stings my eyes,
But it's eight times worse for them.


By S.E.Ralph

14-9-2016

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 15, 2016
I do the same thing with garlic for the ghosts. Can't seem to figure out why no one wants to come to my house anymore.

Little boy Steve, snuggled his pillow. Along came a spider, like a ghost from the willow. When he scampered across little Steve's face. Steve screamed in fear and smashed that spider to grace.

Amen with a side of onions on that.

Ron

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on September 14, 2016
I will not be visiting you any time soon, for fear I would cry too many tears. It's a cute little rhyme, and I trust you got the information from one of your own spiders.

Connie

Reviewed on September 14, 2016
My goodness! If it's alright for you that's all that matters.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on September 14, 2016
Does this make spiders peel out?

Michael D.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on September 14, 2016
Uh, that is a very unorthodox way of riding yourself of spiders. Bet you don't have many visitors.


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