I can be soft...
I can be hard...
The touch of a tongue leads to pleasure...
Well-placed lips make me melt...
Chocolate syrup...
Strawberries and whipped cream...
Are just a few things that enhance the experience...
As I prepare to be devoured...
I only have one question:
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.