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Eric M. Croas

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Carnal Carmel
by Eric M. Croas → (All Poetry by Eric M. Croas)
  
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I can be soft...
I can be hard...
The touch of a tongue leads to pleasure...
Well-placed lips make me melt...
Chocolate syrup...
Strawberries and whipped cream...
Are just a few things that enhance the experience...

As I prepare to be devoured...
I only have one question:

“Will that be one scoop or two?”

Eric M. Croas


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 Reviews of "Carnal Carmel"
Reviewed by Madame X (Reader)
Reviewed on August 30, 2002
Now that was honest. : )


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