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She's Certainly No Lady
by C.G. Richardson → (All Poetry by C.G. Richardson)
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A Cute Little Poem About a Little Dog Named Katie

Her nose is big, cold and black, It’s always wet and sometimes she hacks. Twisting and turning she bites her backside, Anxious for a nibble cause she has no pride. No matter who’s watching or where she’s at, Her teeth go to chompin like wood to a rat. A roll in the grass for the flea she must smother, It feels so good that one roll deserves another. Hacking and Yacking an everyday thing, Like the time she almost ate my new diamond ring! No manners she has, that’s my little dog Katie, Scratching and bitting, She’s Certainly No Lady! By C.G. Richardson 2007 This and all writings by C.G. Richardson are copyright protected

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 Reviews of "She's Certainly No Lady"
Reviewed by Mac Hermann
Reviewed on January 5, 2014
C.G, I enjoyed reading your newest poem - Katie (nice dedication, by the way).
I think it is very well written and enjoyable to read.
It got me smiling as I read it.

Keep up the good work.
Herman

Reviewed by C.G. Richardson
Reviewed on January 5, 2014
This is one of my silly poems that's going into my book "Silly Poems for Silly People." I have been working on this book for years and hopefully one day I will get it finished. I love writing silly/funny little poems! Life is too serious so if I can put a smile on someone's face, if only for a few moments, then I will have accomplished my goal with this book! Hope it blesses the spirit of all who read it!


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