Self centred and arrogant guy who thinks he can charm girls with his sweet talk.

Just give me a minute to finish my beer
And I’ll sing you a beautiful song.
Just bring your cute ass over here
And place it where it belongs.

Hand me that mic and watch me perform,
Bring tears of joy to your eyes.
This karaoke is so well worn,
Yet, each time I sing someone cries.

My voice belts out the most beautiful sound,
You can’t help falling in love.
Your mind will leap and your heart will bound
Like the song came from heaven above.

But before I sing, how about you and me?
I know you like guys who sing well.
I’m in love with you and always will be,
I’m sure that by now, you can tell.

Let’s go out back and do dirty deeds,
I’ll sing to you later my girl.
I badly need to sate my needs.
You’re such a beautiful pearl.

The song can wait, I’ve a terrible cold,
And my throat is hoarse and on fire.
Well! No need to slap me after all I’ve told
And no need to call me a down right, out of tune, tone deaf, dirty rotten, sweet talking liar.