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There's Nothing More Revolting Than......
by Karen Moore → (All Poetry by Karen Moore)
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There's nothing more revolting than......

...a slab of 'lard'.
It's even hard
to look at one these days, it makes me heave

though Mum and I
in days gone by
would use it every day.  I can't believe...

...it didn't kill.
Perhaps it will.
It may lie somewhere deep inside, collected.

So, though I'm loyal
to low-fat oil
I'm praying that I haven't been affected.

 


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Reviewed by Michelle Mead
Reviewed on January 4, 2010
LOL, that was fun.

Reviewed by Darryn Murphy
Reviewed on January 2, 2010
well written

Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on January 2, 2010
Blimey, I wonder how much is poppycock. My Grand parents and mine used lard, ate dripping on bread they all lived to be 90-ish, healthy and my folks are doing well in their mid eighties.
We've been afflicted with fear, not affected by fats.
Nice take on todays food confusion and fads.


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