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Samuel J Zewe

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Life’s Kicking my Ass
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I'm in pain all of the time,
my nails are a mess,
my weight has shot up,
the work days are stressed,

My blood pressure's too high,
so is my pulse,
my ears are a ringin',
my rash is a curse,

My fingers are numb,
from typing all day,
the acid reflux is back
and making me pay,

For all of the bad choices,
I've made in my past,
it's payback time,
life's kicking my ass!

SJZ - 03/09/07
  

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 Reviews of "Life’s Kicking my Ass"
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on March 10, 2007
how true..who told you about me?
Walt

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on March 9, 2007
Every verse is about me...that ain't funny, but it's true. Great pen!

Dan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 9, 2007
I hear ya, Samuel - and as they say, Life's a Bitch, Then We Die!

Reviewed on March 9, 2007
LOL, Samuel, I can identify with this. Me, too. Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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