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'DEVILED' CHICKEN
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"Ode to Good Old Sir Cur"

SORRY ... Can't possibly Beat HIS Pic!




Poem Artwork

'Deviled' Chicken

(C) - Tom Hyland - 3/6/12



OLD SIR PEEWEE ...

How'd U git that Lantern in my Hand?
I guessed right about my pic!

Poor Ole Knave Joisey WUSS-A-LOT -
Looks a lot like Adolph What's his-Name
with that STOOPID mustache, don't he?


'Once upon a Mid-Night Dreary ...
Wuss-a-Lot was really Feary ...
Noises in the nite had him Leary ...
Lil Field Mouse had him so Teary ...


Then, the Mouse That ROARED ...
On Da Devil's RV did Board ...
Joisey Screamed, like he'd been Gored ...
By a huge Bull, whose Horns had Scored ...


But, this lil Mouse, had more Sense ...
N' did Escape from Wuss's Malodorous Scents ...
I heared him Exclaim, "Yer Smell gives me Great Offense ...
For what it's Worth - That's my Two Cents!"


P.S. - Matlack, Ewe'r Welcome for the Defense ... BUT ...
Yew OWE me now, a Tank of Gas!


Cuz Old Sir Cur ... 'The ONE-ETH' ...



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 Reviews of "'DEVILED' CHICKEN"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 8, 2015
Thank you for sharing your wit and humor, Tom. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 7, 2012
A lot of rhyme and animal jokes at good old joys-he ed-a-tour's expense. I'm enjoying it as much as he is.

Ron

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 7, 2012
What a Dashing Pic, Sir Cur. Was this one taken when you traveled to England to be officially Knighted by the Queen??!!

And old Wuss-A-Lot is already cryin that we're pickin on him again. He best watch out or our dear old Ma is gonna sic Sister Tiger Lily on him - Yikes!

PS: Good Luck getting reimbursed for that gas. I'm still waitin for his Christmas present from six years ago.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 6, 2012
You have YET to defend me, either with the mouse or against Brother Ed's poem...forget ur tank of gas unless u can wait till I have a can of good ole' beans, that gas I can bottle and send via snail mail...then u can sniff it to ur hearts content...imagine this, both of you pickin on me..................AGAIN, oh MAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Jurseeeeeeeeey


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