A silly poem with a 'seasonal' flavour. Don't forget to check out the other festive poems in my list.
I'm a Turkey right? What's all the fuss with holidays?
I've seen my friends go one by one. A parting of the ways
It always seems to be when humans celebrate events
That's when my friends all disappear. It doesn't make much sense.
Now Turkey's have quite simple needs, like food and sleep and sex.
Why is it some get nervous of the word that starts with X?
It's on a bit of paper hanging loosely on the wall
A bright red circle round it, like the word - I think it's 'Fall'.
...The conclusion to this poem is among one of 100 poems in Shane P Ward's compilation, LOL Poems (Poems that will make you Laugh Out Loud). Available through Synergebooks from Christmas 2012. See http://www.shaneward.co.uk/Books.html
Poor Turkey!
Oh well I can only hope....Read my take on The Turkey's revolt LOL. And as we say here concerning our Chickens...May they turn into EMU's and Kick your dunny door in haha.
YOur turkey humor just sleighs me Shane! I love how creative you wrote this all out, the pangs of a Turkey friend...
Enjoy! Your holidays! REally Great Write - I'm impressed, right to the END!
Thanks for sharing this surviving story of a Holiday almost here! My writing friend~ - 1st time reading you too - Come check my heart OUT, and see if you like...
WArm HuGs, Sheee
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
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With a few cleverly penned words from the inside of a turkey's head, you've brightened my day. Excellent humor.
Keith
God bless you and have a blessed Thanksgiving. Kathy
Oh well I can only hope....Read my take on The Turkey's revolt LOL. And as we say here concerning our Chickens...May they turn into EMU's and Kick your dunny door in haha.
Ch'erie
Downunder
Vego and Turkey Activist
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
LOL . Rebecca's comment :)
Nice work
R~
Enjoy! Your holidays! REally Great Write - I'm impressed, right to the END!
Thanks for sharing this surviving story of a Holiday almost here! My writing friend~ - 1st time reading you too - Come check my heart OUT, and see if you like...
WArm HuGs, Sheee
Warmest regards,
CJ
Hugs,
Pier Marie
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D