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Middle Earth
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Another nonsense poem


 

It scratched my head, failing to understand

What this administration had in mind

By sending soldiers into barren desert lands

Against the wish of foes and friends

 

I FOUND THE ANSWER !

 

A master plan, devised by a Genius:

Re-unite the Mid West: cornstarch, Bibles and boredom

With the Mid East: oil, holy books and boredom

To recreate Middle Earth, land of prairie & desert Hobbits

Where Arabian Light and Bud Ultra-light conflux in harmony

Where nothing ever happens and joy is forbidden

Where shallow prayers are the only entertainment

 

One United Holy Bin Bush Empire

A kaleidoscope of various boredoms

Under one grouchy, male God

and

(farther down the line of command)

A goofy president

 

(c) 2004 by Franz L. Kessler
 


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Reviewed by Joel Drouillard (Reader)
Reviewed on October 31, 2005
I'm going to be the first to say that I don't like this poem very much. I'm quite shocked to be the only one. Is it the case that everyone here only posts when they like something? It seems out of place that everyone would be on one side of the fence.
It was moderately amusing at first, but I feel it degenerates quickly, seeking to be very politically forecful in a rude manner and decreasingly poetic at the same time.

Reviewed on November 23, 2004
Franz,

Very profound - humorous - poetic perfection ... thanks for this one!!

Best wishes,

Robert

Reviewed by Monette Bebow-Reinhard (Reader)
Reviewed on July 30, 2004
This is awesome stuff, Franz, funny and yet so true. Love that last line!
Monette

Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed
Reviewed on May 29, 2004
LOL and a Ha-HA-HEEE.
"Cornstarch, Bibles and boredom"
describes Indiana PERFECTLY!!!

Smiles, seeking points due south/southeast. . .
cynth'ya lewis reed

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on May 28, 2004
LOL...enjoyed much!!!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on May 24, 2004
LOL great write!

Reviewed on May 22, 2004
Hi Franz:

I'm glad you can make some humour out of this, even though it isn't. It worries me a lot now that many of my friends are in the States. Just wondering what this world is coming into.

Take care.

~ Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu ~


Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 22, 2004
Works for me, Franz, hell nothing else seems to do so...Peace is the ONLY way, Ed & Rufuz

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 22, 2004
This makes a lot of sense to me, Franz. Thank you. Love and peace. Regis

Reviewed by Judith Pleasant
Reviewed on May 22, 2004
Franz,
AMEN. I like this.
It's sorta funny but more than true. I think we should start praying, me and you, because it really worries me for what this world is coming to.
I hope God will help us once again and get us out of this mess Georgie has gotten us in.
God Bless America- we really need it.
Blessings,
Judith

Reviewed by Rose L
Reviewed on May 20, 2004
The funny thing is, you label this nonsense, and YET, some of it is real! Yikes, now there's a frightening thought!

A war driven by economic greed for the benefit of a few? Say it ain't so (she says, tongue well in cheek).

Bravo!!!

~Rose~

Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)
Reviewed on May 20, 2004
...hmmm..I must say your pretty good at this genre...
excellent..

vesna :)

Reviewed by Carmen Ruggero
Reviewed on May 19, 2004
This is good. Sometimes we have to let the humor muse take over, or bust!

Carmen :-)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 19, 2004
I do love Hobbits, though. Maybe they can replace humans in this new empire you are creating.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on May 19, 2004
this poem is a humorous concept interlaced with some very serious commentary ...

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on May 19, 2004
God bless God, love it...

Reviewed by Sara Coslett
Reviewed on May 19, 2004
LOL...I love it. ~ Sara

P.S. - I think the world is overdue a new religion.

Reviewed by ya mama (Reader)
Reviewed on May 19, 2004
lolo

good stuff

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on May 19, 2004
God bless America


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