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You Don't Have To Be A Rocket Scientist
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I needed a special limerick for a novel I am writing and this is what came up.
A young flight engineer they called Art Once passed a magnificient fart. Though no one ever smelled him, It really propelled him, Which is how rocket flight got its start.

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Reviews of "You Don't Have To Be A Rocket Scientist"

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on December 18, 2004

Thanks for the humor, Londis. Love and peace to you. Regis

Reviewed by Desiree Baker (Reader)

Reviewed on December 11, 2004

lol..Grampa niice one!

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on December 7, 2004

did he name his rocket SBD? ;)

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK

Reviewed on December 6, 2004

Just What This DEN Needs Is God Laugh!

TRASK

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on December 6, 2004

Yahoo!!! As a confirmed limerick lover, meself, Lonny, I think this is mucho SWELL! Rockin' and a-rollin'... rhymin' and a ... em... ok, ok.. I got lost there. hehe... yep... Good Stuff! katy xox. (grin)

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on December 6, 2004

LOL this is too funny, londis! thanks for the giggles! LOL (((HUGS)))

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on December 6, 2004

Lol...Always wondered where it started!!

Love Tinka

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