THERE’S A LOT OF GAMES WE PLAYED WHEN WE WERE YOUNG.

PLAYING DOCTOR WAS MY VERY FAVORITE ONE.

WHEN THE FEVER CAME I ALWAYS HAD A CURE

BECAUSE I  LIKED  MY GIRLS WITH A HIGHER TEMPERATURE

WHEN THE GIRLS GOT SICK THEY ASKED FOR DOCTOR LON

BECAUSE MY BEDSIDE MANNER ALWAYS TURNED THEM ON

YOU KNOW THE GIRLS ALL KNEW

PLAYING DOCTOR WAS MY FAME

MY COUNTRY SONG CAN CURE ALMOST ANYTHING

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THE SMOOTHEST OPERATOR IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD

IF YOUR’RE FEELING BAD I’LL HAVE YOU FEELING GOOD

YOU MAY THINK THE CURES I USE ARE A LITTLE UNCOUTH

BUT THEY’RE THINGS I LEARNED BY WATCHING DOCTOR RUTH

WHEN YOU GET THAT FEVER DON’T BE TOO SURPRIZED

IF YOUR TEMPERATURE ‘S NOT THE ONLY THING TO RISE

 BECAUSE WHEN I SING

 I CAN MAKE THE GIRLS ALL SWOON

UNTIL I WAKE THEM UP IN MY RECOVERY ROOM

I’LL STILL PLAY DOCTOR UNTIL I’M NINETY-FIVE

JUST KEEPING THOSE COUNTRY GIRLS WELL AND ALIVE

BECAUSE WHATEVER MAKES YOU ILL—I CAN CURE IT WITH A PILL

BUT MY COUNTRY SONG IS WHAT WILL KEEP YOU HEALTHY AND WELL

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