I have the highest respect for women. In my view, they are more versatile than men, have far more emotional intelligence and from my experience more sincere and honest. Last but not the least and needless to mention, the fairer sex has far more sex appeal ( Advertisements). However, they have one weak spot. This need not be true for everybody but here goes:-
A car can run without a Battery.
A document may be accepted without the signature of its signatory
Or may even be validated without a notary,
A man can forego a lottery,
The world can go on without charitable instiitutions like Rotary,
However , a woman cannot resist any flattery.
To impress them, one need not be extraordinarily literary
One may need it to win wars but to win them one need not have extraordinary oratory.
Because,for quite a few of them, their head and heart do not have symmetry,
That is why in addition to my sweet talk and commentary,
They inevitably get bowled over by my poetry.
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Reviews of "Women and Flattery"
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on June 1, 2003
Hahaha...cute one...but as you said, "Not true for everyone!" ;O)
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
Just joking. Good write.
Leland