In an office bigger than the rest

Is a man who puts us to the test.

This man, he gets most of his jollies

designing bureaucratic follies

that never stand the test of time,

the fact he’s paid is quite a crime.

When the Administrator sits at lunch

around him is a hardy bunch

of people that can stand the strain

and not be driven quite insane,

by incessant drivel from this bore

who just talks admin more and more.

So if you’re at a party, lost,

avoid this man at any cost

unless you want your brains dissolved

as admin problems get resolved

and he thinks that he’s quite a hit,

but you know that he’s full of shit.