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A Healthy Lifestyle
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A Quizzicle View of Self

* A HEALTHY LIFESTYLE ?.

Here I am Seventy Plus.
Much to heavy to run for a bus.
I read these books about healthy lifestyles,
And would love to walk for miles and miles.
But alas I suffer from cabinet makers disease
And my chest has dropped down near my knees,
Past my draws at any rate,
And now I fear it's far to late,
To remedy, this state of sad decay,
So will put it off til another day.
And sadly sigh with some regret,
But wait a minute!, there's some hope yet.

I'm not so bad when others I see.
With big pot bellies and wobbly knees.
To my mind, I'm not like that,
I can at least stand straight and tall,
And the old tummy does'nt fall,
Over the beltline, at least not much,
And my toes, I still can touch,
With some effort I must admit,
Then I'm short of breath, just a little bit.
So for now I'll read my books,
And read of lives,and healthy looks.
Maybe later, I'll take some action,
But for now survive, with smug satisfaction.

Norm.(J.W.) 5/92.

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 Reviews of "A Healthy Lifestyle"
Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on August 31, 2016
A GREAT reflective poem. I am nearing 70 and fight the battle of the belly fat every day. I used to be a runner but that was BACK in the day. LOL

Reviewed by Selene Skye
Reviewed on May 4, 2008
Giggles, chuckles, delight, delight!
Selene

Reviewed by Hiren Shah
Reviewed on August 28, 2005
Very interesting. Good Rhyming. One would surely appreciate being young more after reading this poem. My grandmother died recently at 87 and I can empathize.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 27, 2003
Excellent John, I too laughed all the way thru as did other readers of this one. I know the feeling and I am a bit younger, just about 50 & I am way out of shape. Found that out today when delivering a heavy load of boxes to a customer...I near died, or so I thought, LOL! Took me a bit of awhile to recover for sure...Peace, Ed & rufuz

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on July 12, 2003
LOLOLOL!!!!

Reviewed by Amy Hodge (Reader)
Reviewed on July 12, 2003
LOL! Laugh out loud!! Very funny indeed!
**Amy**

Reviewed on July 12, 2003
I laughed quite alot at this poem. Thought it was excelent.


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