My daughter comes to visit me twice a month and we go out shopping (what she likes to do) and she is never on time. So, this is just a take (wisecrack) on if she were really on time.
She arrived earlier then stated
This was not anticipated
And I wasn’t ready to go
Plus I was moving a bit slow.
I have to eat
I have to shower
I won’t be
But a half an hour.
Make yourself comfortable
Have a rest
I will hurry
I’ll do my best.
Go and have
Something to eat
Don’t just stand there
Stomping your feet.
Before too long
I’ll be ready
Unbutton your coat
As you look sweaty.
Then I ate
And took a shower
And I was ready
In an half an hour.
She was surprised
I was so quick
But I did it
I was so slick.
So off we went
And on our way
To shop til we drop
Yet another day.
I have a daughter who is always late. She takes after my ex much to the frustration of her sister. I love them all anyway. Thanks for sharing, Fawn. Love and best wishes,
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V is humorous adult literature featuring adult content and language. The work satirizes and spoofs thirteen classic tales from U.S. and British literature, a
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Beautiful writing - are you related to another talented Caldwell I know (Janet)? Well done.
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
A very prolific poem, natural and refreshing in its simple style and lines, very enjoyable to read. Yes, the humor is great too
Cynthia
Janet