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Felix, the Centipede
by George Warholak → (All Poetry by George Warholak)
Friday, October 9, 2015    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Limerick - There it is, up on the ceiling. Woe is me!




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There it was crawling on the ceiling,

The sight of it was quite alarming.

Caught it easily in a little jar,

No doubt about it - just won't get far,

Those poison fangs are overwhelming. 

 


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 Reviews of "Felix, the Centipede"
Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on November 15, 2015
Poison fangs? Didja count its legs?

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 10, 2015
Nice to find in the house.

Ron

Reviewed by George Warholak
Reviewed on October 9, 2015
Ahhh...I certainly did! Thanks for the comment Jerry.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on October 9, 2015
Ahhh . . . I know you will set it free outside.


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