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Yikes !
by George Warholak → (All Poetry by George Warholak)
Friday, March 4, 2016    Rated "G" by the Author.
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A limerick about those pesky plastic packages that are downright dangerous and annoying to open.



Just had to cut my darn finger,

It was a real dang pisser.

Gotta be careful opening that  plastic,

Otherwise you'll surely need the antiseptic,

Never again or I'll be a goner.

 

 
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 Reviews of "Yikes !"
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on March 24, 2016
I know! Right???

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on March 5, 2016
I never understood why they're caledl blister packs, when all they do is cut.

Michael D.
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 5, 2016
Plastic fantastic! The sharp edge devil of evil has struck again… Harboring all sorts of bacteria on its inert ingredients. Be gone!

Just how your poems hit me with its humor…

Ron
Reviewed by George Warholak
Reviewed on March 5, 2016
Bravo guys! Thank you for your observations.
Reviewed by Dadfire
Reviewed on March 5, 2016
A plastic opener is on my invention list as well as a easy jar opener but probably been done already.
Dan
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on March 4, 2016
Yep. They are infuriating to deal with, for sure. I relate to this absolutely!
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