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Everthing Tastes Better With Dog Hair In It!
by Karen E McKeever → (All Poetry by Karen E McKeever)
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Drowning in dog hair!!


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I have never seen a dog shed so much

All over the hardwood floors and under the hutch

There isn’t anything these hairs don’t touch

The multi colored hairs, Jake does not lack

White, Tan, Brown and Black

We have nick-named him Sir Scratch A Lot

I truly don’t know how much hair I have fought

The weekend ritual that can’t be ignored

Heaven forbid, I should get bored

This is his biggest and only flaw

On my new (deep purple) duvet cover,  he loves to sprawl

Winter, summer, spring and fall

Jake sheds through them all

I didn’t cook for the holidays as I normally did

Because the airborne dog hair I cannot rid

And I would have been mortified

If a member of my family found a hair in their food

I would have literally come unglued

I ‘Do Not’ believe that everything tastes better with dog hair in it

But in reality it is funny,   a bit

Jake is our baby and beloved friend

Hair and all, our Godsend.

 

 


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 Reviews of "Everthing Tastes Better With Dog Hair In It!"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on March 16, 2014
We'd had labs for years. Loved them dearly. Shed machines. After they crossed that rainbow bride we've adopted smaller poodle mixes. No shedding. Still every so often, years later we'll encounter a pile of black dog hair. Haunted house????

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 29, 2013
Well, you must really love him. Good for you and good for him. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed on January 27, 2013
LOL enjoyed

Reviewed on January 27, 2013
LOL! Oh how can I relate to this, 'tisn't Jake though
I have cats and hair gets everywhere! Some shed more
than others and I find it in all the places you have
described...

What an enjoyable sharing darlin' It gave me lots of smiles :)

Although others are warned who come here and have found a hair
or two of their floating fur in a morsel of food...

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 27, 2013
He may have fleas or skin condition. I watched my little dog start to lose his magnificent long hair (he was a Pomeranian––black) that never needed grooming until I got him a monthly flea pill that killed all the fleas in the yard and all of the eggs on his body that caused him to scratch. He was happy and magnificent again.

Ron

Reviewed on January 27, 2013
I hope you find some way to alleviate this issue a bit especially since the hairs are airborne. LOL!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 27, 2013
Dogs truly are Godsends,hair and all, and I often drown in it too,
But a life without my canine pals, would truly make me very blue.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on January 27, 2013
Yuk. Maybe a vet can help with all that shedding. It isn't natural.


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