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Lewis W Findley

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It's hot....
by Lewis W Findley → (All Poetry by Lewis W Findley)
Sunday, July 10, 2016    Not rated by the Author.
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How hot is it

It's so hot I saw a fire hydrant chasing three dogs.
It's so hot I saw Mel gibsons ex girlfriend...wearing a long black skirt...lifted up her skirt and SNAKE STARTED CHASING ME!
it's so hot I saw three policemen pd underwear their pants drooped down to their knees. Gee gangsta police ya suppose?
It's so hot I walked up to a fat guy and smelled him. Smelled like pork sausage.
It's so hot the Mormons and jehovas witnesses started telemarketing
It's so hot I purchased a pack of meat and a loaf of bread at food lion. Got home I was eating hamburger.
It's so hot.......my air conditioner started talking to me....said I'm your biggest fan


Stay cool everybody 

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Reviewed by Lewis Findley
Reviewed on July 11, 2016
Ty George ha ha

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on July 10, 2016
You sure have a sense of humor.


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