It's so hot I saw a fire hydrant chasing three dogs.
It's so hot I saw Mel gibsons ex girlfriend...wearing a long black skirt...lifted up her skirt and SNAKE STARTED CHASING ME!
it's so hot I saw three policemen pd underwear their pants drooped down to their knees. Gee gangsta police ya suppose?
It's so hot I walked up to a fat guy and smelled him. Smelled like pork sausage.
It's so hot the Mormons and jehovas witnesses started telemarketing
It's so hot I purchased a pack of meat and a loaf of bread at food lion. Got home I was eating hamburger.
It's so hot.......my air conditioner started talking to me....said I'm your biggest fan
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.