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Funny thing happened on the way to the Ball
Not exactly something you would put in a Tell All

I was looking really dandy and dapper
I even took a shower in the local crapper
I put on my tux and felt at the top of my game
And was curious to see if my image was the same

I decided to climb up to the mirror
but needed to get just a bit nearer
it was just as I climbed up on the rim
that I slipped and fell in for a swim

I would have drowned in this circular bog
When thankfully I grabbed on to a log
I tried to climb out but it was slippery as Sh..
I fell off again which put me in an awful snit

I finally got out of the porcalean pool
All soggy and wet and covered in gruel
I looked up and saw on the wall
Just what I needed to go to the Ball

It was a fancy electric thing a magig
That for me looked a bit too big
I scampered up the wall to the button of this gigantic hand dryer
But when I pressed it, it blew me out the window like a radio flyer

I soared through the air like I was shot out of a cannon
And proceded to fall right into some crevice or caynon
I made my way out of this huge V
When some bum decided to take a pee

Now I know Drac Ed lives in a sewer
But this stinking bum I wanted to skewer
I drew out my fangs and bit him on his cruddy heel
And that’s when he kicked me and let out a squeal

Now I don’t mind flying in the night’s sky
But only when It was what I wanted to try
Lucklily I landed in a store on a perfume counter
Which lead me to my next fatal encounter

The guy at the counter didn’t like my smell
And sprayed me with something I couldn’t tell
But when I read the label I fliped out of my head
And shot the SOB until he was dead, dead, dead

The reason may be hard for all of you to get
But you see the label read Ou De Toilet