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Ladies your attention please, ladies ... ladies
by Tony J. May Sr. → (All Poetry by Tony J. May Sr.)
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What does a beautiful woman think, please ladies take the survey

I have to ask .... what does a beautiful woman think about? I've heard it said that beautiful women don't need beauty sleep, is that true , can you comment on that, or is that just hearsay?
I bet beautiful women can just do math in their head, and not just the simple stuff either,like add and subtract I bet you as a beautiful woman can can do trigonometry,algebra, calculus,whatever you so desire all at once as you make a sandwich,feed the baby,help with homework,walk the dog,pick up dry cleaning, and give a guy who won't leave you alone, your third cousins phone number, (let him call her,I know you know he asked for your phone number but that ain't gone happen, and after all she didn't come to your birthday party this year and she had the nerve to re-gift you last year, so here's a "present" for her, 'cause you don't hold grunges, you're a beautiful woman!)
Do you get automatic discounts at the groceries,restaurants and "fine department stores", no? Then how is it that you look so divine, all the time?
Also are you on a secret committee or governmental agency-like NASA and/or the CIA? Never mind if you told me you might have to .... never mind. No more questions ... BTW are you busy tonight, never mind.I was just kidding. OK that ends the survey. Sorry to impose. I just had to ask because I always wondered, just what does a beautiful woman think? We your admiring public wants to know.

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Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on February 1, 2010
I don't know if one would consider me beautiful, most the time I don't really care, as life is just so full of responsibility, one hardly has the time to consider..We just throw on the makeup on the way out the door, hope to of covered the dark circles through lack of sleep, age, stress, all that lovely stuff!!
As for special favours, pffft this is the 21st century, women don't get special favours for anything. In fact u get knocked flying in public places if your not careful..Smaller communites are a little more apt to hold a door for you, when the blue moon shines..
No, gone are the days of chivalry
Gone are the days of women being revered as anything special..Unless you're lucky enough to of found the one in a million decent fellow..
Beautiful women, that are beautiful on the inside as well as the outside, scarcely get a break, but beautiful women who are wonderful to look at on the outside only...They seem to land on all four paws nicely.
That sum it up Tony?
Thanks for your survey, sorry I am so hard on the opposite sex..I've reason enough to be for a while I think.
Cheers CP

Reviewed on January 28, 2010
Tony! I HAVE NO REAL COMMENT! But, I found your questionable Poem tactful and tasteful of concern! Major Concern? I won't go that far as I will ponder them awhile, From a Beautiful Soul to another, We all do the Best we can with what we have!And, that's putting it mildly :)
Write on!
Read on!
Blessings of PEACE and HARMONY, SOULFUL_PurplepassionsSHEE


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