Out in The Rain
There was a young lady named Ella
Who wanted to close her umbrella.
She pushed and she growled;
Couldn't figure out how
Till she winked at a handsome young fella!

          At The Movies
A lady crawled out of her seat,
Trampling all over my feet.
I felt so forlorn
When she stomped on my corn;
But she smiled at me--wasn't that sweet? 

               The Traveler
An old lady named Lucy Hannah
Fell down when she slipped on banana
She bounced like a ball;
Hit the steps one and all,
And landed in sunny Havana

          Canceled Trip
An old couple left on a trip
To travel to Northern Jabip.
Their trip was cut short
Just before they left port
When the old fellow's pants got a rip!

          Gluttony
There was a plump woman named Mable
Who sat at her dining-room table.
She said, "At my age,
I'll just ring up a page,
And fill up my belly as able."

 Flight Pattern
A hummingbird started to mutter,
Mumbling "How did I get in this gutter?
"I'm sure I could fly
Right up to the sky.
If I'd charge up my battery and flutter!"