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Pie Crust Disaster
by Juliet Waldron → (All Poetry by Juliet Waldron)
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This is actually part of "Dexterity," but it probably has more to do with my mistake in not adding enough flour.



My friend called today but
I could not pick the phone up,
Fingers stuck together in
techtonic gloop--
no, make that organic
butter and whole wheat flour--
Simple Dead Easy
pat-in-pie-crust,
Best Never-Fail Recipe
ever invented,
and guess what,
(Oh my friends
and Oh my enemies!)
I was failing.

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 Reviews of "Pie Crust Disaster"
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 26, 2009
Well my dear Juliet, you are not the first or will you be the last one to have a failure in the kitchen...the beauty of it is that the next one will probably work out perfect.

Fee

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on March 26, 2009
Juliet,
Light self-effacing touch so admirable.
John

Reviewed on March 25, 2009
Juliet,

I can barely boil water, so I understand: forget trying to bake. If I can't make it on top of the stove, fergidabboud it. LOL Gentle, humorous self depreciating lines here - well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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