A vivacious electrician called Speight
Went boozing one night with a mate;
When much later he stumbled
Into bed, his wife mumbled,
"Darling, wire you insulate?"
Blod Ties - Fantasy, Romance. Romantasy? A bit of whimsy for the weekend. A naive British tourist John Gormley takes a holiday in the ancient, remote kingdom of Perarboria. He does not suspect that his holiday love affair with a local beauty is desti