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Bemidji by Mornin'
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Does a song parody that I actually sung once count as poetry? Somehow, I doubt it. Oh well.
To the tune of “Amarillo by Morning” Bemidji by mornin’, Up from Forest Lake Get away from my girlfriend Who looks like a big mistake. Gonna shoot me some geese And forget about the lease And those other ties that bind. Bemidji by mornin’ ‘Cuz Bemidji’s on my mind. Got my golden retriever And a cooler fulla beer. Packed ‘er up around midnight, And got the Hell on outta here. Gonna backup my boat Spend some hours afloat And be drunk about 10 AM. Bemidji by mornin’ ‘Cuz Bemidji’s who I am. (bridge) Bemidji by mornin’, It’s one Hell of a ride. And I don’t let out my feelin’s I keep them bottled up inside. I don’t scream, I don’t howl, I just shoot waterfowl, I guess we all got it comin’ somehow. Bemidji by mornin’ Hell, I should be there by now.

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Reviewed by Gianetta Ellis (Reader)

Reviewed on May 30, 2008

Good for a late evening smile! Very 'catchy' - enjoyed!

Reviewed by Lois Christensen

Reviewed on May 30, 2008

Nice tune an fast going. Loved it.

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