If God were totally hip
And God knew how to rap
You know what the name of his song would be?
Hey! What Sup Wit Dat?

He says be kind to your fellow man
Let welcome be read on your mat
But some just slam the door in your face
Hey! What Sup Wit Dat?

He says don't swipe your neighbors goods
Even if they might be phat
But some just steal them anyway
Hey! What Sup Wit Dat?

He says don't kill it is a sin
Keep your anger under your hat
But some just kill for the thrill of it
Hey! What Sup Wit Dat?

He says let there be peace on earth
I could get used to that
But here we are in another war
Hey! What Sup Wit Dat?

So why not pay attention to God
And just as easy as that
The next time you turn on your radio
You won't have to hear this crap!

By Lisa Caraglio aka LC Hammer & The God Squad

This poem was just for laughs, but it makes a whole lotta sense, don't ya think!