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I'M A HOOLIGAN
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I have this friend, but he's rather dim I love to throw, tomatoes at him Tomatoes are soft, and won't hurt his skin But these f----ng do, cause they're still in the tin

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Reviews of "I'M A HOOLIGAN"

Reviewed by Sheila Roy

Reviewed on February 7, 2010

Cute and playful:)
Sheila

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo

Reviewed on September 18, 2007

You truly are a hooligan! "they're still in the tin" like a punch line to a joke. Really, really made me laugh.

Kathy

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

Reviewed on September 18, 2007

this one made me laugh!! i needed that!

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on September 18, 2007

Cute, think I have done that too a time or two.....

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on September 18, 2007

OOOH that would smart...lol, Ed

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on September 18, 2007

I think at times we're ALL hooligans. Like it or not, we all have days where all goes wrong, no matter how hard you try to want things to go right! Good write, Gerald; well done! :)

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill

Reviewed on September 18, 2007

I've got days like that... and friends, too.

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