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I'M A HOOLIGAN
by Gerald J Tate → (All Poetry by Gerald J Tate)
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Short one

I have this friend, but he's rather dim

I love to throw, tomatoes at him

Tomatoes are soft, and won't hurt his skin

But these f----ng do, cause they're still in the tin


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 Reviews of "I'M A HOOLIGAN"
Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on February 7, 2010
Cute and playful:)
Sheila

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on September 18, 2007
You truly are a hooligan! "they're still in the tin" like a punch line to a joke. Really, really made me laugh.

Kathy

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on September 18, 2007
this one made me laugh!! i needed that!

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on September 18, 2007
Cute, think I have done that too a time or two.....

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 18, 2007
OOOH that would smart...lol, Ed

Reviewed on September 18, 2007
I think at times we're ALL hooligans. Like it or not, we all have days where all goes wrong, no matter how hard you try to want things to go right! Good write, Gerald; well done! :)

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on September 18, 2007
I've got days like that... and friends, too.


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