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Why visit museums?
by Peter J. Oszmann → (All Poetry by Peter J. Oszmann)
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Antiquities used to fascinate me;

I thought museums were rather homey.

In there my thoughts were clearer.

But why waste my time with a dinosaur?

I don’t visit museums any more…

I just look in the mirror.

 

 

 

© P. J. Oszmann (2004)

© Illustration created in Photoshop (2005)


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 Reviews of "Why visit museums?"
Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on August 30, 2010
I can say, with absolute confidence, that you are YOUNG at heart!
And that is where it counts my dearest boy!
Blessings,
Christine

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 29, 2010
Okay so your a bit long in the tooth,
But you ain't in anyway old,
Truly compassionate and sincere are you,
So as well you are not to others cold,
But if you sometimes feel a bit old,
Then just grab a glass and drink some vermouth,
That'll put some spring in your step,
As well keeping you full of pep...Ed

Reviewed by The Poetess
Reviewed on August 29, 2010
I absolutely love this! And that man behind the boy picture is awesome.


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