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Outshouting Wisdom
by S. M. Tucker → (All Poetry by S. M. Tucker)
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Nobody's listening.

Come wisdom, whisper in my ear
Answers to questions deep and old
Wait! Let me get another beer
To ease truths that may be hard and cold

The stereo? It’s turned down low
I’m trying to learn this awesome riff
I’ll ditch the crossword puzzle though
Oooh! Supper’s ready! Take a whiff.

Okay! I’ve got my beer and chili
I’m ready now to have that chat
Turn the TV off!? Don’t be silly!
Baywatch is on. I can’t miss that!

Okay! Okay! No need to freak
I won’t flub your pitch of blinding truth
Louder! It’s hard to hear you speak
Over the strumpet call of youth
SMT 7/19/00

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 Reviews of "Outshouting Wisdom"
Reviewed on January 12, 2008
SAND... good one!

CHILI - BEER - TV - STEREO - WE BURP - WISDOM FARTS - HOW HIGH-TECH CAN WE GET?

toodles, tom


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