Should you be lost in enchanted wood,
be nice to all you see.
Because should you insult a witch,
a toad soon you would be.

Do not be rude to the trolls,
they are sure to take offence.
They will use your eyes as ping pong balls,
and your bones will be their fence.

Do not laugh at goblin folk,
hiding in the trees.
They will paint you neon pink,
or any color they please.

Do not step on the gremlins,
although they are hard to see.
They will switch your pillow,
with a hive of angry bees.

If you see the faerie folk,
don't try to grab their wings.
They can turn you into a toadstool,
to dance around in spring.

Be also nice to the giant,
who lives up on the mound.
He may take you on his shoulders,
to have a look around.

Be polite to the dragon,
if in enchanted wood you are lost.
Because he thinks you will be crunchy,
and good with tartar sauce.