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Cliff McDuffie

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Retired, They Say
by Cliff McDuffie → (All Poetry by Cliff McDuffie)
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As we wish it to be anyway.

Sittin’ on the bank with my fishin’ pole,
a hoping that worm will do it’s thing
and pleased I ain’t gotta listen
for no phone to ring.
Done retired or so they said,
still it’s 5AM when I crawl outta bed.
No longer do I havta shave
and if I don’t want to, don’t havta bathe.
Worked all those years so I could roam,
but just seem to sit around here at home.
But that’s ok cause the little lady’s here
and what she brings is a lotta cheer.
So I watch this line, a danglin’ there
and if a fish bites, I don’t care.
I read my books and work with wood
just like anybody in their right mind should.
My life’s ok I’m here to say, as
I thank the good Lord for another day.

September 28, 2005

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 Reviews of "Retired, They Say"
Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper
Reviewed on July 6, 2010
I love your poem. There is nothing like retirement if one can find ways to stay busy or entertain themselves. I was sure I would never live by the clock again after retiring, but my mind is so programmed to getting up at a certain time that my brain is like an alarm clock going off at that particular time every morning. I don't mind because every day is so wonderful, I like starting them early.

Thanks for keeping in touch on reviewing my poem. Always nice to hear from you.

Reviewed on April 8, 2009
Hi Cliff, I am tired and have been re-tired and re-re-tired, and wonder when I will ever feel rested! Think I'll go fishin'.. :]
Thank you for sharing this clever write...

In Spirit,
Bear


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