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A Catholic Limerick
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Came to me laying in the bed, this limerick, when nigh all expressions and intrusions to stop it, the mind wanders to points previously unheard of until then, like a child crossing the street, simply we must go there.



There once was a priest from Baltimore,
Who I confess, was a bit of a bore.
He started duckpin bowling,
Now that is some holy-rolling,
Now the poor Father is a bore no more!


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 Reviews of "A Catholic Limerick"
Reviewed on December 30, 2012
ROCKIE ....

A BIG 'AMEN' ... MY FRIEND ...

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 24, 2012
I once set pins in a Catholic bowling alley. I'm surprised they didn't sell booze. After two years working in the place, I never saw a single priest. I guess there were no young boys bending over… Just some beautiful ladies.

Ron

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on November 23, 2012
Classic!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 23, 2012
U ought to lay in bed more often, but with some female company might make things work better too...LOL

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on November 23, 2012
Hah! Using the three words "priest" and "holy-rolling" in the same poem set me to laughing for five minutes at least. Gotta love it.


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