MY  HERO

I've loved you all these years
You sweet, courageous man.
They've made you out to be,
A fumble-thumb, but, then,
I looked beyond that one facade
To find your inner charm.
I've come to realize
You've really done no harm.
Mr. Dithers takes you for granted.
And Blondie's batting zero.
When it comes to sandwich making,
You've always been my hero.
So, I say to the entire nation,
To the guys who run the government,
In this new election year,
It's Dagwood Bumstead for president!