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4 Old Guys Only!
by Mark M Lichterman → (All Poetry by Mark M Lichterman)
Friday, April 3, 2020    Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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Women, or those easily offended,
delicate subject here!
So if easily offended,
simply put,
Women, go away!

 

  4 Old Guys Only!!!

 

For us becoming older.

Specifically for us men that are becoming older.

More specifically for us men that are older.

 

Women, or those easily offended,

delicate subject here!

So if easily offended,

simply put,

Women, go away!

 

Always one to appreciate girls

and,

when no longer a boy,

to this day

always one to appreciate women,

always one to desire women,

I had thought

with older age my appreciation,

my desire would diminish but,

alas, 

though doing all not to be obvious,

my head still turns

and my eyes still follow

causing this older...

causing this old man to believe,

to truly believe that this old man will always,

will always,

until coins are placed upon

my no longer seeing eyes, 

this old man will always appreciate,

will always desire,

even though...

Alas,

though "things" no longer work

as once they had...


Which brings me to the delicate subject here.

The delicate subject most women will never know

unless informed by one of the opposite sex,

most women will never know how men,

how most old men miss...

Call it what you will, guys:

A woody!

A hard-on!

A boner!

An erection!

 

Women will never know how old men,

how most of us old men

miss awakening in the morning without:

A woody!

A hard-on!

A Boner!

An erection!

 

Sorry, delicate subject here.

But for you old guys,

for some of you old guys,

I just wanted you to know...

you ain't alone!

 

 

  

©July4, 2012 / Mark M Lichterman

 


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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 6, 2020
Fortunately, while I suspect it is coming, I haven't reached that point of great loss yet. I attribute my good fortune to good living and having the right stimulus, around quite often in the form of younger, but not young, personages with female attributes that seem to perk up the old libido and make him wish that he was able to cultivate some of this female pulchritude in a more direct way than soothing words of helping them through their various woes. Not to mention getting under their clothes.

Not saying that I'm looking forward to being with all you guys already there. No Viagra for me, but according to what I hear, that little blue pill is much sought after and probably vanished from the pharmacies under the current threat of to stay home with the missus and not missing a beat.

Ron

Reviewed on April 5, 2020
Laughing out loud at John's comment...Hahaha!!!...
Hey, Mark! You always be young-at-heart, okay?

Sandie

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on April 3, 2020
Sometimes my brain between my legs wakes me up. Then I give him a piece of my mind and tell him, "Go back to sleep, you're not 21 anymore!" But then I realize that I was only dreaming! LOL Nice poem Mark!


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