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Congratulations
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"What the hell might as well get all you can / If you can grab hold of a wealthy man"


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Congratulations

 

If you can grab hold of a wealthy man

Well then hop to it go ahead do it

But get to him while you are young enough

And still have your looks before things get rough

What the hell might as well get all you can

 

The rich just seem to get richer each day

But they have to pay if they want to play

So swivel those hips now cash in your chips

You can always divorce him tomorrow

But be sure to get the cash in writing

Before things go sour and you start fighting

 

Live large and in charge in the USA

And get it all before it gets away

Be wary of ex-children and ex-wives

As you start your honeyed new-moneyed lives

Later there will come a time for sorrow

And until then some will think you are scum

 

What the hell might as well get all you can

If you can grab hold of a wealthy man

 

+Steven Curtis Lance

 

 

 

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 Reviews of "Congratulations"
Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on August 28, 2005
This is such a hoot Steve, I know a couple of girls like that....love this write and your sense of humor...

peace, Carole

Reviewed on August 28, 2005
You know Stevie...It's what speaks to the heart most of all~! and when you wake in the morning... is the 1st one you think of, is the person next to YOU~! Nomatter if makeup was put on... the love in the heart is felt by TWO--- and it's the day to day looks at one another and the smile that appears out of nowhere from a distance or from a close room~! Your poem touched me~! DEEPLY... WArmly and Sweetly,Sheeeoxo

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 28, 2005
Hehehehe... Okay...what's your number???

Maybe I am too old...but damn I could do with tha money!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Joni Stewart-Hague
Reviewed on August 28, 2005
Hahahahaha.... I think it's too late for me to follow that advice, hip swiveling has long since eluded me--- but I love the poem.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 28, 2005
If it isn't love it isn't worth it.


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