Cock-a-Doodle You
past poultry
To all of those cocksure cockscombed roosters out there:
For my sake go on and take her as if I care
Or as if she would be with me in any case
I find your cock-a-doodling to be out of place
And if she is that shallow as to be with you
Then there is simply nothing anyone could do
(How I wish that I could be gay but I cannot
Abused that way as a child I never forgot)
The crowing is slowing but still I can hear it
I want no part of poultry nor to be near it
If you have money though you can go buy hair plugs
Impress your honey with penile potency drugs
A thorough waxing and a little nip-and-tuck
An eyelid lift some botox and a fancy f***
Is what you get for your effort and energy
Just keep your cock and your doodle away from me
+Steven Curtis Lance
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