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The Magical Fruit
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The Magical Fruit

Beans beans the magical fruit
Well you know the rest
As a child ~ this was a hoot

Let's fry up the onions ~ yes put in the dogs
Add in the beans
Tonight I sure won't sleep like a log

The phone it's a ringing
Who could it be?
You eating healthy she's a singing
It's my sister ~ you see

Beans and wieners ~ I answered with a moan
There was absolute silence on the phone
Not to worry I told her with a groan
You know ~ I live alone

Ray Hamilton
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 Reviews of "The Magical Fruit"
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on May 26, 2009
Beanie weenies! Geez I used to make that all the time for the kids and they just loved it. Cabbage is so much worse no matter how you fix it. By the way, you are playing one of Robert's father's favorite songs.....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 26, 2009
Hope you live far away from me as farting is a no-no around open flames and in this campground we have many of them...e

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on May 26, 2009
Oh my , I could send you a GAS mask..(Giggles)cute real cute sweet Ray...Hugsssss..please have a safe and I mean safe day....sighhhh

Reviewed on May 26, 2009
Hi Ray, HAHAHAHA probably a good thing you live alone. And hey, it's not just beans and weiners that cause this dilemma. I can't figure out what I eat that causes it. I even stopped eating and it got worse! SIGH... oh well... living alone has it's positives... thank you for sharing.. uh.. I think..

In Spirit,
Bear


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