Their going to the Mateos bash
Wonder, if they play the monster mash
I hear the halloween band is a Canadian trio
The castle will be rocking, this for sure I do know
The Canadian people, we do know how to party you see
Georg are you really sure, you don't want to invite me
The Mouth of the south got an invite
Not to have the buzzard, doesn't seem right
I'm not depressed and I haven't given up hope
So please people, stop sending me these damn ropes
Weather at this get together, will be provided
by none other than ADs own, The Storm Spinner
I do suggest you not piss her off, for they say
the real devastating storms, come from within her
We hope she does party till the early morn
For she gives a new meaning to
" Dancing up a storm "
Tiger Lily will for sure be there
Now here's an Ed that really does care
She's the peace maker, of this scrapping bunch
Trying to get me in, without me being the halloween lunch
Brother Pee Wee is bringing along his Loon Flute
At least he won't have to eat beans, to give us a toot
Pee Wee did warn us about Georg and his foot fetish
Bring protective footwear, thanks Ed we got the message
Here's Georg
He Sure Does Know How To Howl
It Could Be That Red Rum He's Drinking
Where the hell do you keep finding these fine pictures of Brother Edvard??!! And I'll be tooting more than my flute at that party if you don't bring that gold.
PS: Watch out for Sister Tiger Lily - we call her The Trickster.
Looks like I may have to get busted out of the Mouth jail, before I can attend this bash
I do love Halloween so, well I guess I'll have to work on it
Wheres that Halloween magic when you need it?
The Buzzard
Like The Mouth said my dear dirty bag of feathers:
You are heartedly welcome, with the promised gold to the Brothers Ed, no less and wearing that BBQ cologne suggested. We have prepared a good nest of Royal Oak BBQ briquettes for your convenience!
My goodness, you sure are a hoot! This Halloween bash is going to be a whole lot of fun, can hardly wait...
Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Donna DeLong Matthews (Reader)
Reviewed on September 26, 2009
You crazy Bag of feathers Ur butt is still in jail
Just what makes you think I would let you out to
go party.... Nope not gonna happen. The only way
you will attend this party is to bust out and I
really dont think that is even possible.... LMBO
Ray I loved this but just remember you are a very
fine line away from default. So love reading you for
I always leave with such a light heart and a grin like
a mule eating briars....
Love Ya My Dear Friend
Hugs
D
Sounds like a bon temps rouler, Ray, but I won't be there. Don't do Hallowe'en; it's just not my thing. Leave the party for those who do celebrate; I'll stay home. :) Love the part about my twin sis; too cute! Well done, Buzzard; bravo!!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
now bro Edvard, when you read this, please put on your happy head and smiling eyes, this is a great pic of you and your powers, and I really do think Buzzard likes you and wants to be friends. I like him a lot,so please give it some thought...your loving sis tiger lily
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PS: Watch out for Sister Tiger Lily - we call her The Trickster.
I do love Halloween so, well I guess I'll have to work on it
Wheres that Halloween magic when you need it?
The Buzzard
You are heartedly welcome, with the promised gold to the Brothers Ed, no less and wearing that BBQ cologne suggested. We have prepared a good nest of Royal Oak BBQ briquettes for your convenience!
EDvard Nosferatu Incubus
Be always safe,
Karen
Just what makes you think I would let you out to
go party.... Nope not gonna happen. The only way
you will attend this party is to bust out and I
really dont think that is even possible.... LMBO
Ray I loved this but just remember you are a very
fine line away from default. So love reading you for
I always leave with such a light heart and a grin like
a mule eating briars....
Love Ya My Dear Friend
Hugs
D
Laughing too hard to comment!!!!!!!! Thank you - too funny!!!! How do you do the graphics and music?!?!?
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. *StormSpinner* ROFL!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D