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The Ed's Family Feud 2009
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The Ed's Family Feud 2009

Looks like the Ed's are at it again
Perhaps they have been sippen, the family gin
Jersey Devil had better watch his back
Looks like Edvard & PeeWee are on the fast track

Yes Jersey Devil me thinks their a heading your way
You stirred it up and now me thinks you will pay

I said
"I don't want to get caught in the cross fire"

Jersey Devil sends his reply, and I don't think he's a liar
"Then stay in Canada out of my range and field of vision"

This old Canadian Buzzard, doesn't know where to hide
PeeWee offers a recipe, to have me southern fried
Edvard Ole Brother,
never having BBQ buzzard, but would certainly give it a try
Me thinks this old Canadian Buzzard better fly

The family dogs are even looking for Jersey Devil, as you see
I'm just glad those toothy puppies, are not looking for me

Ray Hamilton
Now Known As
{ The Great Canadian Buzzard }
© Copyright 6 / 2009
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Reviews of "The Ed's Family Feud 2009"

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on June 14, 2009

Oh my....I almost peed my pants reading this one... LOL ...and that picture oh myyyyy..you are a bad one woohoooooooo...keep smiling sweet man....Hugsssss

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on June 14, 2009

Thank you for sharing your wit and humor, Ray. This is a fine presentation. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by K. Mulroney

Reviewed on June 13, 2009

LOL!!!! Those puppies are looking good!!! Better duck my friend, buckshot hurts1 This is just to funny!

Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)

Reviewed on June 11, 2009

Hi Ray, I heard that Buzzards are scaredy-cats! Is it their dogs or their dogs teeth that scares you? Don't let you pen melt now, my friend, cuz they already got you pegged, they just biding their time now...actually I don't know if it's the dogs teeth or the dogs sniffers that we should be afraid of... LOL...

In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart

Reviewed on June 11, 2009

LOL this is rich, thank you for the laugh!!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on June 11, 2009

Just sent the Ed Family dogs huntin and trackin up North - Ma insisted on buzzard meat fer dinner tonite!!

Pee Wee (The Good Lookin One!)

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on June 11, 2009

Ole Brother Edvard, eyetalian few blood drops running wild, will use his beloved Sicilian Lupara to pluck the buzzard's feathers while the dumb bird's on the air, li'l brother will do the BBQ honors. Ma's invited.
Watch out for PeeWee, he's the sneaking one!

You Know Who Sr.

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on June 10, 2009

Oh boy, you had better watch out or they will be a comin after ya...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on June 10, 2009

you really have a great sense of humor, but it may not help with my brothers, they are ornery and have many mood swings... Excellent poem,Buzzard;-)...ET

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on June 10, 2009

Thanks for today's chuckle Ray. I was in need. pg

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on June 10, 2009

Ma says she ain't takin' in anymore strays,
so sorry BUZZard but Ma's the boss and,
with her we can't with anything get away,
but you can stay around and see if Pee-wees got enough balls,
or will he try to run away & hide in his neighbors horse stalls...e

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