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MR. WAFFLE
by John W Townsend → (All Poetry by John W Townsend)
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Its alright I have these mad moments, its the tablets.


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After careful consideration

it is I must say

my final decision

as to what I am about to say.

Albeit that is

that what ever I say

I am sure it will be

a matter not to delay,

so in expectation

I shall begin

with this small

but long introduction,

let it be known

that I am one who knows

what others

have only begun to,

so here we go

and have a good day

now what was I

about to say?

 

 


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 Reviews of "MR. WAFFLE"
Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on December 13, 2009
:-)

Reviewed by David Beckham (Reader)
Reviewed on December 11, 2009
very funny indeed.

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on December 11, 2009
Very funny post, John. Good take on enjoyable reading.

GOD BLESS
Tony


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